Little crackhead idea of mine... enjoy, everyone! (DISCLAIMER-- I OWN NONE OF THE SONG LYRICS)
Scene opens on Hamlet, Ophelia, and Horatio.
(cue dramatic music and flashing neon lights)
Hamlet: (boom, boom, firepower) I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
Horatio: Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair.
Hamlet: (ignoring Horatio) I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before! I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my ROAR.
Horatio: Thus far a rather, uninspiring thing
Hamlet: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Horatio: You've got a rather long way to go, young master, if you think-
Hamlet: (grins at Ophilia) No one saying "do this"!
Horatio: Now when I said that--
Ophelia: (distracting Horatio) No one saying "be there"!
Horatio: What I meant was--
Hamlet: No one saying "stop that"!
Horatio: What you don't realize--
Hamlet/Ophelia: (run away together screaming) No one saying "see here"!
Horatio: (in hot pursuit) NOW SEE HERE!
Hamlet: (riding into the sunset on an ostrich with Ophelia) Free to run around all day!
Horatio: Well that's definitely out--
Hamlet: Free to do it all my way!
Horatio: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart-- (goes splat on a hippo's rump)
Hamlet: Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start.
Horatio: (sulking on a floating log) If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out! Out of service, out of Africa, I wouldn't hang about! (log falls down a waterfall) (echoing) This child is getting wildly out of wing!
Hamlet: (totally ignoring Horatio's plight) Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(dancing animals appear from nowhere)
Hamlet: (with cheerleader routine) Everybody look left! Everybody look right! Everywhere you look I'm-- (cue random floodlight) in the spotlight!
Horatio: Not YET-- (squashed by a mob of Denmark-ians and red elephants)
Denmark: (eappearing from somewhere off-screen) Let every creature go for broke and sing, let's hear it in the herd and on the wing! It's gonna be King Hamlet (the younger)'s finest fling!
Hamlet: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(giraffes throw Hamlet and Ophelia into the air with their noses)
Denmark: (running madly to avoid being trampled by said giraffes) Oh, he just can't wait to be king!
Hamlet: (mad air guitar) Oh, I just can't wait...
Denmark: (giant mosh pit) Just can't wait...
TO BE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
Giraffes lose balance.
Hamlet and Ophelia mysteriously disappear somewhere.
Horatio is stuck under a rhino rump.
Elisnor is in complete disarray.
Scene closes on general mayhem and seventeen ambulances.
Song of the Day
When you were in trouble That crooked little smile could melt my heart of stone I look at you, then I’ve turned around and you’ve almost grown Sometimes you’re asleep I’ll whisper I love you at the door As I walk away I hear you say, Daddy love you more Beautiful baby from the outside in Chase your dreams but always know the road that’ll lead you home again ...
Song of the Day
If I were in their skin I’d treasure every instant Out there strolling by Seine Taste a morning out there like ordinary men Who freely walk about there Just one day and then, I swear I’ll be content with my share Won’t resent, won’t despair, oh and then I won’t care, I’ll have spent one day out there…. I am going through a Disney classics phase...
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Euna: Just letting you know.
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Mom: I guess my conventional approach just doesn't work, is that what you think? Don't you know that you have SATs and AP exams coming up?
Euna: (mumbles) Don't I know...
Mom: (doesn't hear) Fine, I just won't care anymore, do whatever you want.
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